The forever part.
Most agencies vanish after launch like a contractor your auntie recommended — paid in full, never heard from again. We stick around — that's the deal. R495/mo covers hosting, AI server, CRM, email, security, updates, AND monthly optimization (the Split-Test loop runs forever).
Hosting + AI + CRM + email + security + updates + monthly optimization. One price, four buckets, zero surprises. The only shock you'll get is the monthly invoice being smaller than expected.
The plumbing. We pay the bills.
Hosting, AI servers, CRM database, email + WhatsApp gateway — all the monthly bills that would otherwise land in your inbox separately, like Eskom's stage-6 announcements. We bundle them into one R495 fee. No surprise invoices, no per-message API charges, no “your AI used 8,000 tokens this month, here's R420 extra.”
Hosting infrastructure
Teraco edge hosting (JHB + CPT) with UPS + diesel generator backup. Cloudflare CDN. SSL renewal. Stage 6? Your site stays up.
AI chatbot hosting
Your 24/7 AI assistant needs server time. We cover OpenAI/Azure API costs, vector DB hosting, and the inference layer. No surprise API bills.
CRM + database server
Your lead database, automation logs, contact records. Daily backups to a separate Teraco location. 30-day retention. One-click restore — like a 'rewind' button for your business.
Email + message server
Follow-up automation, transactional emails, WhatsApp Business API, SMS gateway. We pay the send fees so you don't get a per-message invoice.
The forever optimization loop.
Every month we do the same six things: secure, fix, update, refresh, review, and merge the split-test. Your site gets sharper forever — that's the YohWeb differentiator. Like a braai master tending the coals, except we never leave the chair.
Security patches
Vulnerabilities patched the day they're disclosed. Firewall, malware scanning, brute-force protection, DDoS mitigation. All included, all silent. Like a night-shift security guard who never sleeps — and never asks for a 13th cheque.
Bug fixes + tweaks
Spotted a typo? Need a new button? Want to swap a photo? Submit a ticket, we action it within 1 working day. No invoice per change.
Updates + speed tuning
Plugin + CMS updates (tested on staging first). Monthly speed audits. We optimise images, minify code, tune caching. Your site stays fast.
Content refresh
Monthly blog post, service page update, or FAQ addition. Google loves fresh content like Mzansi loves a braai. We write it, you approve it, we publish it.
Analytics review
Monthly report: traffic, leads, conversions, top pages, leak points. Plus the AI monthly report — natural-language summary of what happened and what to fix.
Split-test merge
The differentiator. Each month we review the active split-test, merge the winner, and start the next test. Your site gets sharper forever — like a Springbok in training camp.
Hosted at Teraco. Watched like a hawk.
Your site lives on enterprise-grade infrastructure in Teraco's Johannesburg and Cape Town data centres — the same kit the banks use. With Cloudflare CDN in front, your site loads fast from anywhere in Mzansi. Stage 6? Still up. Stage 8? Still up. Eskom can't touch us.
One fee. Everything sorted.
The whole list. No “that's extra”. No hidden line items. Lekker — your accountant will love you.
- Teraco edge hosting — load-shedding-proof
- Cloudflare CDN + SSL auto-renewal
- AI chatbot hosting + API costs covered
- CRM + database server + daily backups
- Email + WhatsApp + SMS gateway fees
- Security patches + firewall + DDoS protection
- Uptime monitoring (60-second pings from 3 locations)
- Bug fixes + content tweaks — 1 working day SLA
- Plugin + CMS updates (staging-tested)
- Monthly speed tuning + image optimization
- Monthly content refresh (blog/service page)
- Monthly analytics review + AI monthly report
- Monthly split-test merge — the forever loop
- Real human support — WhatsApp us anytime
The forever part — that's the deal.
Cancels anytime · 30 days notice · you own everything- Hosting + AI + CRM + email infrastructure
- Security patches + 24/7 monitoring
- Bug fixes + updates + speed tuning
- Monthly content refresh + analytics review
- Monthly split-test merge (the differentiator)
- Real human WhatsApp support
★ 14-day money-back · No long contracts · Cancel anytime
Questions, answered.
Real questions about the monthly fee and what it covers. If yours isn't here, just WhatsApp us.
Four buckets: (1) Infrastructure — hosting, AI server, CRM server, email server. (2) Security — patches, firewall, monitoring, backups. (3) Monthly work — bug fixes, updates, speed tuning, content refresh, analytics review. (4) The Split-Test & Merge loop — your site gets optimized forever. It's like paying one employee R495 to never sleep, never complain, never bunk off during load-shedding, and never ask for a 13th cheque.
We're not a faceless agency.
We're your digital sales team.
The kind that never takes a lunch break, never complains about load-shedding, and never vanishes like a contractor your auntie recommended. The kind that texts you back. Sharp.