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What is split-testing and why should I care?

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Split-testing means we build TWO live variants of your homepage + landing page, split your traffic 50/50, and let real visitors decide which one wins. We track CTR, conversions, scroll depth, lead capture for 1–3 months. Then we merge the winning elements into one site. You should care because it takes the guesswork out of your website — your customers literally tell you what works. No more 'I think this looks nice'. Just data.

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What exactly does YohWeb do?

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We build websites that work like sales team members — not brochures. Every site we ship is split-tested (two variants, 50/50 traffic, 1–3 months), merged into one optimised site, then optimized forever. Plus: custom CRM, AI chatbot, SEO+AEO+GEO, booking system, follow-up automation, review automation, full analytics, POPIA legal review, speed optimization, and 16 bonuses. R5,995 once + R495/mo (or R5,395.55 in full — 10% off). Live in 3–7 days.

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Do I really get 2 websites?

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Yes — during the split-test phase, you get two live variants of your homepage + landing page. Traffic splits 50/50 between them. Once we have a clear winner (usually 30–90 days), we merge the best elements into ONE optimised site. You end up with one site, but every element proven by data.

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Who do you build websites for?

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Plumbers, electricians, salons, restaurants, guesthouses, butchers, retailers, contractors, lawyers, clinics, real estate agents, farmers — any small-to-medium hustle in Mzansi. If you serve customers, we can split-test for you. We've shipped 200+ sites across 9 provinces. Check the Industries page for the full playbook list.

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Where are you based?

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Joburg, boet — proudly. But we work with clients all over Mzansi: from Polokwane to Plettenberg Bay, Nelspruit to Springbok (the town, not the animal — though we'd probably help the animal too). Everything happens online. We even have clients in Namibia & Botswana. No offence to Cape Town, but our mountains don't have a tablecloth.

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How long until I see results?

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Most clients see 30–50% more leads within 1–3 months of the split-test going live. The merged site locks in those gains, and the monthly optimization sprint keeps compounding them. By month 6, you're typically 60–80% ahead of where you started — all from the traffic you already have. Sharp sharp.

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What if both variants perform about the same?

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Great question. If after 30 days there's no statistical significance (less than ~5% difference), we iterate — try a more aggressive headline, different CTA, different layout. We don't declare a winner until the data is clear. The split-test runs as long as it needs to — usually 30–90 days.

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What if I hate the winning variant?

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Honestly, that happens sometimes — and it's the whole point. The variant you 'hate' might be the one your customers click. We'll show you the data and explain why it won. If you really can't live with it, we can run a follow-up test. But 9 times out of 10, the data is right.

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Do I have to wait 3 months before my site is 'done'?

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Nope. Your split-test goes live within 3–7 days. From that day, both variants are real websites — receiving traffic, capturing leads, answering FAQs via the AI chatbot. The 1–3 month split-test just decides which one becomes your permanent site. You're earning from day one of the launch.

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What happens after the merge?

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The merged site becomes your new baseline. Then we split-test it against a new variant every month, forever. Winners merge, losers get archived. Your site gets sharper every month, like a Bok forward who never stops training — or a Jozi taxi driver who never stops hooting. Compounding gains, boet.

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Can I see the split-test data myself?

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Yes. You get a live analytics dashboard from launch day — CTR per variant, conversions per variant, scroll depth, chatbot transcripts, lead source. We also send a monthly report on the 1st of every month (AI-generated, summarised in plain English/Afrikaans/Zulu).

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What's the R495/month for?

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The R495/mo covers hosting (Teraco cloud with UPS backup), AI chatbot (replies 24/7), custom CRM (pipeline + automation), email servers (follow-up sequences), monthly optimization sprint (one new variant per month, merged if it wins), security patches, daily backups, and unlimited small content changes. It's like having a digital sales team member for a fraction of one salary.

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How much does it really cost?

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One price: R5,995 once + R495/month. That's it. Two ways to pay the build: (a) 50% deposit (R2,997.50) to start + 50% (R2,997.50) when your site goes live, or (b) pay R5,395.55 in full upfront and save 10% (best value). First month of hosting is FREE — your monthly billing starts the 1st of the month after launch, auto-deducted via Paystack (a Stripe company). No hidden setup fees, no per-page charges. Total value: R42,000 (R35k system + R7k bonus stack, incl. POPIA legal review + speed optimization). The price you see is the price you pay.

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Is there a money-back guarantee?

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Yes — 14 days, no questions asked (your cooling-off period under the CPA). If you don't love what we've built, we refund the Once-Off Fee in full within 7 business days via your original payment method (Paystack (a Stripe company), PayFast, Yoco, or EFT). After 14 days the Once-Off Fee is non-refundable, but the Monthly Fee is pro-rata refundable for unused full months. We'd rather you tell your mates we're honest than hold your money hostage. That's the Mzansi way.

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Are there any hidden costs?

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None. Domain registration, hosting, SSL, CRM, AI replies, split-testing, monthly optimization, backups — all included. The only thing that costs extra is if you want add-ons like a custom logo design (R950) or extra language translations (R450 each). We tell you about these upfront, never as a surprise on the invoice.

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Will my website work properly on phones?

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100%. Every site we build is mobile-first — designed for phones, then scaled up for tablets & desktops. Most South Africans browse on their phones (often while waiting out Stage 6 load-shedding), so this is non-negotiable. If it doesn't sing on a R2,000 Android, we're not done.

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Will my site show up on Google?

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We bake SEO + AEO (Answer Engine Optimisation, for AI search) + GEO (Generative Engine Optimisation) in from day one. We set up your Google Business Profile, optimise pages for the right keywords, and make sure Google can find you. We can't guarantee #1 (no honest agency can — anyone who does is telling stories), but we'll give you the best possible shot.

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Is my customer data safe & POPIA-compliant?

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Yes. Every form, every CRM field, every WhatsApp reply is built POPIA-first. We encrypt data in transit and at rest, store backups in 2 separate locations, and never sell or share your customer data. Full POPIA compliance docs come with your launch pack.

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What if load-shedding knocks my site offline?

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It won't. Your site is hosted on Teraco cloud servers with UPS + generator backup. Even Stage 6 load-shedding can't take it down — Eskom giveth and Eskom taketh away, but your website stayeth up. We've got a 99.9% uptime SLA to back it up, and a self-service status page you can check 24/7.

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What if I want to update my website later?

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Easy — we'll show you how to do simple updates yourself. For bigger changes, submit a change request anytime (most ship within 48 hours, included in your R495/mo). Every site also comes with 30 days free priority support, so you're covered from launch day.

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How fast do you respond to support requests?

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WhatsApp us and we reply within 30 minutes during business hours (8am–6pm weekdays, 9am–1pm Saturdays). After hours, the AI handles enquiries and we pick up urgent issues first thing in the morning. Non-urgent stuff gets a 24-hour SLA.

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Do I own my website?

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Yes! Once it's built and paid for, it's all yours — domain, hosting, content, design, code, CRM data, everything. You're not locked into us like a cellphone contract. If you ever want to leave (we hope you don't!), you walk away with the whole thing. We don't hold anyone hostage — that's not the Mzansi way.

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What if I want to cancel?

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Cancel anytime with 30 days' notice — no penalty, no exit fees. WhatsApp us, email us, or hit 'Cancel' in your client portal at /portal. We'll help you migrate your site to your own hosting if you want to take it solo. The website you paid for is yours forever — only the CRM, AI, monthly optimization, and managed hosting stop when you cancel (and your monthly fee stops billing the moment your notice period ends). Within 14 days of termination we hand over all your files, source code, CRM export, analytics, and logins. No hostage situations, ever.

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Can I cancel just the WhatsApp Automation add-on?

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Yes — the R195/mo WhatsApp Automation add-on cancels independently of your main R495/mo Lead Machine. Same 30-day notice, no exit fees. Your website, CRM, and AI chatbot keep running as normal. Just message us 'Cancel WhatsApp Automation' on WhatsApp 010 880 1234 or email howzit@yohweb.co.za.

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💡 Pro tips before you split-test

Three things every Mzansi business owner should know

Speed kills (slow sites)

If your site takes longer than 3 seconds to load, half your visitors bounce. We build for sub-2-second loads even on 3G. Your split-test data is meaningless if visitors leave before they can click.

Reply speed = sale

Leads contacted within 5 minutes are 21x more likely to convert. That's why our AI replies in 1–5 minutes — even at 2am during load-shedding. The split-test only works if you can catch the leads it generates.

Data over opinion

Your favourite headline might lose. Your least-favourite might win. We don't guess — we let your visitors decide. Then we merge the winner and split-test it again. Forever.

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