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How It Works

Split. Test. Merge. Optimize forever.

No 3-month agency waits. No 47-page proposals. No "I'll revert by COB" followed by three weeks of radio silence. Just a sharp South African method that gets your site selling — and keeps getting sharper every month, like a Bok forward who refuses to retire.

🧪 Split-tested
⚡ 3–7 day live
📈 +30–50% leads
The Split-Test & Merge method

Two variants. 50/50 traffic. Winner merges in.

Your website is leaking leads like Eskom leaks power during Stage 6. We build two live variants, split your traffic 50/50, track real clicks for 1–3 months, then merge the winner. Then we do it again — like a braai master turning the wors, forever chasing perfection. Ayoba level data-driven.

Variant A

Same old headline

What you've always said

CTR100%
Baseline
★ Winner
Variant B

New sharper angle

What your customers actually click

CTR134%
+34% CTR
Merge
Merged site · new baseline

Winning headline + winning CTA + winning layout = +34% CTR

Then we split-test it again next month. Lekker compounding gains.

+34%
CTR lift
01
Discovery
Day 0
02
Build
Days 1–6
03
Split Test
1–3 mo
04
Merge
Day 30–90
05
Connect
Same wk
06
Optimise
Forever

Total: 3–7 days from howzit to live split-test. Then 1–3 months of data, then the merge. Faster than a Sixty60 delivery in peak Durban July traffic. 🛵

Braai cam (yes, really)

Watch the boerie cook as we split-test.

Raw on Day 0 → medium on Day 30 → done when the merge ships. When the braai's ready, your merged site is live. That's the Mzansiway — we don't trust a process we can't see on a braai.

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Variants live — braai fired up

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Split-test cooking — braai sizzling

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Winner emerging — boerie nearly ready

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Merged site live — braai complete, eat!

The deep dive

Six steps, every detail.

The full Split-Test & Merge journey — what we do, what you provide, what we handle. Click any card to expand the deliverables. No ‘scope creep’, no ‘that’s extra’ surprises.

We learn your hustle · Day 0 · 15 min

Discovery

01

Quick WhatsApp or call — we learn your business, your offer, your ideal customer. No corporate nonsense, no 'kindly find attached our discovery questionnaire (47 pages)'. We figure out what your customers actually type into Google and which 2 headline angles we'll split-test first.

Two live variants + CRM + chatbot + booking · Days 1–6

Build

02

We build TWO live variants of your homepage + landing page — same brand, different angle. Plus the full stack: custom CRM, AI chatbot, booking system, SEO/AEO/GEO. Both variants launch ready to receive real traffic within 3–7 days.

50/50 traffic, real behaviour tracked · 1–3 months

Split Test

03

Traffic splits 50/50 between Variant A and Variant B. We track CTR, conversions, scroll depth, lead capture, chatbot engagement — for 1 to 3 months. Real visitors. Real clicks. Real behaviour. We don't guess — we let your customers decide.

Combine winning elements into one site · Day 30–90

Merge

04

Once we have a clear winner (usually 30–90 days in), we merge the best elements of both variants into one optimised site. Winning headline. Winning CTA. Winning layout. The merge is like magic — your site suddenly feels right, because data picked every element.

CRM, follow-ups, reviews, lead capture go live · Same week as merge

Connect

05

Everything plugs into the merged site at full power — CRM pipeline, WhatsApp follow-up sequences, review request automation, lead scoring, AI monthly report. Your site becomes a full website employee, not a brochure. Leads land in your inbox + WhatsApp within 90 seconds — faster than a Sixty60 courier in peak traffic.

Monthly, forever · Every month, forever

Optimise

06

Now we split-test the merged site against a new variant. Forever. Every month we ship one experiment — headline, CTA, layout, form, chatbot script. Winners merge. Losers get archived. Your site gets sharper every month, like a Bok forward who never stops training, or a Jozi taxi driver who never stops hooting. 30–50% more leads, compounding.

Day 5 & beyond

What happens after launch.

Launching is the start, not the finish. Your R495/mo keeps your site getting sharper every month — quietly, in the background, while you run your hustle. Like a car guard who actually guards your car.

Monthly Optimization

Every month we ship one new variant — headline, CTA, layout, form, chatbot script. Winners merge, losers get archived. Your site gets sharper forever.

Analytics Review

Full analytics dashboard — CTR, leads, conversions, scroll depth, chatbot transcripts. Monthly review call so you know exactly what's working.

Change Requests

Need a new page, a campaign landing page, a promo banner? Submit change requests anytime. Most ship within 48 hours. Included in your R495/mo.

POPIA & Hosting

Every form, cookie & data flow stays POPIA-compliant. Hosting on Teraco with inverter backup — Stage 6 load-shedding can't take you down.

The honest comparison

YohWeb vs a typical agency.

Not throwing shade — just showing the receipts. Most agencies vanish like a contractor your auntie recommended. We split-test, merge, and keep optimizing forever — like a Jozi taxi that actually shows up. Sharp sharp.

Criterion
★ YohWeb
Typical Agency
Method
Split-test & merge
Guesswork & vibes
Timeline to launch
3–7 days
6–12 weeks
Variants built
2, then merged
1 hope-and-pray
Optimization
Monthly, forever
Launch-and-ghost
Starting cost
R5,995 once
R28,000+
Monthly cost
R495/mo all-in
R1,500 – R5,000/mo
Response time
Same-day WhatsApp
2–5 day email
You own the site
100%, always
Sometimes (read fine print)
AI lead assistant
Included
R5,000+ extra
Lock-in contract
None — cancel anytime
12–24 month minimum

* Based on a survey of 12 SA web agencies. We're not making this up — unlike the ‘specialist team’ that turns out to be one oke named Gary.

Process questions, answered

The stuff you're wondering.

Real questions from real Mzansi business owners — the kind you ask your mate at the braai before you trust them with your money. Don't see yours? Just ask us.

Ready when you are

Let's split-test your way to 30–50% more leads.

15-minute chat today. Two variants live in 3–7 days. Merge the winner. Optimize forever. Sharp sharp— no ‘let me check with my manager’ nonsense, no 47-page quote.

3–7 day launch R495/mo all-in POPIA built-in

Hi, I'm Yoh Bru! Click me for a surprise, then click “Book my quick chat” and let's split-test something lekker.

Sharp sharp!