Stop buying brochure sites. Build the website that follows up.
YohWeb is a long-form sales engine, CRM, AI assistant, booking flow and monthly split-test system for South African businesses that are tired of leads going cold.
Your website is leaking leads like Eskom leaks power.
Most SA business sites sit there looking pretty — and quietly haemorrhaging money every single day. Here are the six leaks we plug first. Sound familiar? eish, don't stress. We've got the biltong for that.
No price in sight
Visitors can't find what anything costs. So they bounce to the okes who showed a price. You never even knew they were there — gone like a five-rand coin at a spaza shop.
No next step
Site looks fine, but visitors don't know what to DO. No 'Book Now'. No 'Get Quote'. They shrug, close the tab, and go buy from the guy whose site does. Like watching someone miss their turn at a four-way stop.
No tracking
You have no idea what visitors do on your site. Which page they bail on. Which button they ignore. You're flying blind — like driving the N1 at night with the dashboard off and the headlights fused.
No follow-up
A lead fills your form Friday at 4pm. You're at a braai, wors on the grid. By Monday they've gone with someone else. Studies on lead response show leads contacted within 5 minutes convert up to 21x better than ones left for half an hour — most SA sites take days, not minutes.
No reviews
Happy customers never get asked to leave a review. Your Google rating sits at 3 stars from one oke in 2019 who was having a rough day. New visitors don't trust you. Vicious cycle, like an Eskom press conference.
Looks kak on phones
80% of SA browses on their phones. If your site requires pinching and zooming just to read a number, they're bouncing. Like a taxi running a red light, you won't even see them leave.
Sound familiar? Don't panic. We don't patch one leak — we rebuild the whole pipe and pressure-test it. It's like having a website employee who never sleeps, never steals the office milk, never phones in sick on a Monday, and never asks for a raise.
↓ The YohWeb method, step by step ↓
Split-Test & Merge: how we turn a brochure into a website employee.
Other agencies build one site and pray. We build two, let real Mzansi visitors vote with their clicks, then merge the winners into one site that just keeps getting sharper. We don't guess — we let your visitors decide, then we make it better. Sharp sharp— that's the whole secret. No eish, just data and a lekker bit of patience.
Not one templated site. We craft two distinct versions of your homepage — different headlines, layouts, CTAs, even colour moods. Both are real, both are premium, both are ready to sell. Guesswork stays at the braai.
The result? 30–50% more leads
From the same traffic you already have. No ad spend increase. No new SEO budget. Just a site that actually does its job — every month, sharper than a Springbok line-break.
This isn't a website. It's a business app that sells while you sleep.
A website that just sits there is a brochure with Wi-Fi. This is a complete lead-generation system — website, CRM, AI, SEO, booking, automation, reviews, analytics — engineered to work as one, and it talks to your customers where they already are: roughly 94% of South Africans online use WhatsApp. Add up what each piece below would cost separately. We'll wait. Yoh, indeed.
Premium multi-page website + landing page
Custom-designed, split-tested, mobile-first. Not a template. Built to turn visitors into leads — and look good doing it. Even on a R1,200 Android on a potholed back road in Limpopo.
Custom CRM build & setup
Your own lead dashboard. Track every enquiry from first message to final invoice — built around YOUR workflow, not a generic spreadsheet your cousin set up in 2018.
Website chatbot & booking assistant
AI-powered, 24/7. Answers questions, qualifies leads, books appointments — even at 2am during load-shedding. Never steals the office milk. Never oversleeps. Never asks for a raise.
SEO + AEO + GEO foundation & submission
Search, Answer-Engine and Generative Engine Optimization. Get found on Google, ChatGPT and Gemini — not just by your auntie on Facebook.
Appointment booking system
Customers book straight into your calendar. No phone tag, no back-and-forth SMSs. You wake up to a full day already scheduled — like having a receptionist who never takes a tea break.
Email & message follow-up automation
Hot leads get nurtured automatically. Cold leads get re-warmed. You stop losing deals to slow follow-ups — the single biggest killer of SA small business sales, just behind Eskom.
Google Business Profile review automation
Happy customers get nudged to leave reviews. Your Google rating climbs. More locals trust you. Sharper every month, on autopilot — no more 3-star reviews from that one grumpy oke in 2019.
Full tracking, monitoring & analytics setup
GA4, conversion events, heatmaps, uptime monitors. You see exactly what's working — and what's quietly leaking your money away, like a Jozi water leak nobody bothered to fix.
Add it all up
R35,000 value. R5,995 price (or R5,395.55 in full — 10% off). That's not a typo.
Claim this deal+ R7,000 of bonuses thrown in free. Yes, free. Keep scrolling.
Legal Pages Review & Update
We review and update your privacy policy, terms of service, and cookie consent to ensure your website complies with South African law — POPIA, ECT Act, and the Consumer Protection Act. No legal headaches, no regulator letters at 4am while you're watching the Bokke.
Speed Optimization
Your site loads in under 2 seconds. We optimize every image, minify every file, and host on Teraco's SA edge servers. Faster than a Sixty60 rider running late on William Nicol — and fast sites rank higher and convert better.
Optional add-on · WhatsApp Booking Automation
+R195/mo extraNot included in the base bundle. Auto-replies in 1–5 min, qualifies leads, books straight into your CRM, sends reminders, routes hot leads to your phone — 24/7, load-shedding-proof. FREE SETUP: we configure your WhatsApp Business API + train it on your services + connect it to your CRM. Cancel anytime. Learn more →
Sixteen more reasons to stop leak-hunting.
We weren't done. On top of the eight core deliverables, you get these sixteen upgrades — built in, no extra quote, no "actually that's extra" nonsense. R7,000 value, free. Ayoba, right?
Sticky mobile bar
Always-visible CTA on mobile. Tap-to-call, tap-to-WhatsApp. No thumb acrobatics required, even on the back of a bakkie.
FAQ schema
Markup that lets Google answer questions about your business directly in search — before anyone even clicks. Like a friendly car guard for your SEO.
Exit-intent popup
Catch the bounce. Offer something sharp when visitors try to bail — like a voucher or a callback promise. Don't let them slip off like a wet braai tong.
Live social proof
Real-time 'X people booked this week' notifications. Builds trust faster than your auntie's word of mouth at a family wedding.
POPIA cookie banner
Compliant by default. No fines, no awkward emails from the regulator, no panic at 4am when you should be sleeping.
Custom 404 page
Lost visitors land on a helpful page, not a broken error. SEO-friendly, and they actually find what they came for — unlike a tourist without GPS in Soweto.
Instant ROI calculator
Visitors calculate their own savings before they even contact you. Sells itself while you're at the braai, biltong in one hand, dop in the other.
Service-area map
Interactive map of where you operate. Local SEO boost + customer clarity, all in one block. So they know you're not based in some dodgy backroom.
QR code for booking
Print it. Stick it on your bakkie, your business card, your braai apron, your till slip, your dog's collar. Scans straight into a booking.
Auto quote/invoice PDF
Quotes and invoices generated and sent automatically. Get paid faster — and stop fighting Word at midnight with one eye closed.
Before/after gallery slider
Drag-to-reveal slider. Perfect for trades, beauty, renovations, cleaning — anywhere a transformation sells. Like a HTV home reveal, but cheaper.
Multi-language toggle
English · Afrikaans · isiZulu. Switch in one click. Mzansi-ready, no Google Translate crime scenes.
Customer self-service status page
Clients check job progress without phoning you every 2 hours like an over-eager auntie. Freedom, restored.
AI monthly performance report
Plain-English report auto-generated each month. No spreadsheets, no jargon, no MBA required to read it. Even your bookkeeper will smile.
Legal pages review & update
We review and update your privacy policy, terms of service, and cookie consent to ensure your website complies with South African law (POPIA, ECT Act, Consumer Protection Act). No legal headaches, no regulator letters at 4am.
Speed optimization
Your site loads in under 2 seconds. We optimize every image, minify every file, and host on Teraco's SA edge servers. Faster than a Sixty60 delivery in peak traffic — and fast sites rank higher and convert better.
The difference is embarrassing (for your competitors).
Drag the slider. Left = the average SA small-business site, built by someone's cousin on a Sunday afternoon. Right = a YohWeb lead machine. You decide which one you'd buy from.
Loads in 0.8s
AI replies in 1.4s. Books the job. Sends confirmation. You wake up to money — like a parking guard who actually does the work.
Loads in 8.2s
No reply for 6 hours. Lead finds someone else. You wonder why business is slow — like a braai with no fire.
30–50% more leads from traffic you already have.
No ad spend increase. No new SEO budget. We rebuild your site, split-test it, merge the winners — and squeeze more leads out of the same visitors. Drag the sliders. Watch the maths. Then decide if R5,995 + R495/mo (or R5,395.55 in full — 10% off) is worth it. (Spoiler: it is.)
Your business now
With YohWeb
Four steps. That's it. No 47-page proposal.
No "I'll revert by COB" followed by three weeks of radio silence. Just a sharp, friendly South African process that gets your lead machine built fast — and pressure-tested by real visitors. We move at the speed of a Sixty60 rider, not Home Affairs.
Quick Chat
Tell us about your hustle, your customers, what you sell. No pressure, no corporate nonsense — just a real chat. We'll be honest about what'll work and what won't. No PowerPoint, no buzzwords, no slick-haired sales oke.
Research
We study your industry, peek at competitors (legally, of course), and find the exact words your customers type into Google right here in Mzansi — not what you think they type. We even check what's working in Bloem, not just Sandton.
Custom Design
We design two distinct variants of your site — different headlines, layouts, CTAs. Mobile-first, lightning fast, properly on-brand. You see them, you love them, or we tweak till it feels right. No templates, no clip-art nonsense.
Launch & Work
We handle hosting, domain, SSL, Google, CRM & AI training — all the tech stuff you don't want to think about. You get the keys, traffic starts splitting 50/50, and your lead machine starts earning its keep. Sharp sharp.
Yoh Bru walks the timeline with you — keep scrolling.
No ghosting — unlike that contractor your auntie recommended.
One price.Everything included.No "that's extra" nonsense.
R35,000 of core deliverables + R7,000 of bonuses = R42,000 estimated value if you bought each piece separately. You pay R5,995 once + R495/month(or R5,395.55 if you pay in full - 10% off). That's not a typo, and there's no catch. Most agencies charge R28,000 and vanish like a contractor your auntie recommended. We just stripped out the agency fat - and we stick around.
The Lead Machine
The full split-test system: website + CRM + AI + automation + monthly optimization. Eight deliverables, fourteen bonuses, one sharp price. No "that's extra", no surprises, no "let me check with my manager" theatre.
Or book a free 15-min chat. No suit, no pressure, no "sign here today". Just a real conversation - like a braai-side chat without the smoke in your eyes.
Value breakdown
Add it all up yourself. Estimated standalone value if each piece were bought separately - no smoke, no mirrors, no "trust me, boet". Just the maths, honest as a Boerewors recipe on a farm stall wall.
- 50% deposit to start, 50% on completion - or 10% off if paid in full
- First month FREE - billing starts the month after launch
- Cancel monthly optimization anytime
- Keep the site even if you cancel
- 14-day money-back guarantee
The monthly fee isn't just hosting. It's a system that keeps printing leads.
The Build
R5,995 once-off (or R5,395.55 if you pay in full - 10% off). Two site variants, CRM, AI, automation, all 8 deliverables + 16 bonuses (incl. legal compliance + speed optimization). Estimated R35,000 if you bought each piece separately from one of those agencies that wears waistcoats.
Hosting & Domain
Your site stays online, fast, secure. Domain + hosting included. Teraco SA edge + Cloudflare CDN - DDoS protection, SSL, global cache, bot mitigation. Even when Eskom's acting up and the neighbour's generator catches fire.
Custom CRM
Your lead dashboard, tailored to your industry. Track every enquiry from first message to final invoice - no Excel spreadsheets at 11pm, no leads vanishing into someone's WhatsApp.
AI Automations
The 24/7 website employee that replies, qualifies, books & follows up. No sick days. No lunch breaks. No load-shedding excuses. Like an employee who never sleeps, never steals the office milk, and never asks for a raise.
Split-Test & Merge
Every month: new A/B tests, fresh data analysis, winners merged. We don't guess - we let your visitors decide, then make it better. Your site gets sharper forever. Plus 4 Update Requests/mo for your content tweaks - we won't even charge you for typos.
Reporting & Tracking
Live visitor tracking, CTR, conversion rates, scroll depth, heatmaps & funnel drop-offs - all in real-time. Plus a plain-English monthly performance report showing what improved & what's next. No jargon, no MBA required.
The maths is simple.
You pay R5,995 once + R495/mo (or R5,395.55 in full - 10% off). First month is free; we squeeze 30-50% more leadsout of your existing traffic. One extra R3,000 job a month and you're already in profit. Everything after that is gravy - thick, peppery, braai-ready gravy, the kind you sop up with a fresh roosterkoek.
WhatsApp Automation
Want leads auto-booked into your CRM via WhatsApp? Add WhatsApp Automation for just R195/month extra. FREE SETUP - we configure your WhatsApp Business API (requires a Facebook Business Profile to connect the WhatsApp API), train it on your services, and connect it to your CRM. You just watch the bookings roll in. Cancel anytime. Not a plug-and-play bot.
- 1-5 min auto-replies, 24/7, load-shedding-proof
- Qualifies leads + books straight into CRM calendar
- 24hr + 1hr reminders - no-shows drop 60%+
- Hot leads routed to your phone with full chat history
Why monthly?
Your site is a living system, not a poster. R495/mo keeps hosting, CRM, AI, security, updates & support running. First month is FREE with your build - billing starts the 1st of the month after launch, auto-deducted via Paystack. Cheaper than a daily flat white at your local coffee shop, and it actually brings in money.
Don't like it?
14-day money-back guarantee. If it's not lekker, every cent back. No drama, no awkward 'please explain yourself' emails. We'll still wave at you at the robot.
How fast?
Most sites go live in 3-7 days from when you send us everything. Average is 4. Faster than a Home Affairs appointment. Much faster than waiting for your uncle to 'send that email just now'.
Tech skills?
Nee, man. If you can WhatsApp and forward a voice note, you're overqualified. We handle every technical thing. You focus on the hustle, we'll handle the pixels.
Why so much follow-up?
The old marketing rule of 7 says people need roughly seven exposures before they actually act - one form fill and a single email doesn't cut it. So your AI follows up on WhatsApp and email over days, not once, until the lead books or bows out. Studies also show leads answered in under 5 minutes convert dramatically better than ones left for even half an hour - that's the gap we're closing.
No paid actors in suits. Real South Africans. Real results.
From Soweto to Stellenbosch, Durbs to the Eastern Cape — hear exactly what happened when real SA businesses got a website + CRM + AI that actually converts. Every quote mentions a split-test winner — because we let your customers decide, not the loudest voice in the boardroom.
“Yoh, these guys are the real deal! I told them what I wanted, and bam — under a week later I had an AI lead machine that actually brings orders. Variant B's headline won +34% CTR. My phone hasn't stopped buzzing since — like a WhatsApp group on a Sunday. Best R5,995 I've ever spent. Sharp sharp.”
“Sharp sharp service! I used to get maybe 2 jobs a week from Facebook. Now my website sends me 5–6 calls a day — before I've even finished my morning rooibos. Their split-test on the WhatsApp-booking button won +52% bookings. These okes go the extra mile, every time. Highly recommended, my china.”
“I was worried it would be complicated, but YohWeb made everything easy. They even taught me how to update my own room prices — at 63, mind you. Variant B's calendar-first layout won +28% direct bookings — no more paying Booking.com 15%. Lekker service, proper SA style, and not a single tech word I didn't understand!”
“Listen, I'm a butcher, not a tech guy. These okes sorted me start to finish — explained everything in plain Afrikaans when I asked. My braai packs now ship nationwide. Variant B's 'braai-ready tonight' headline won +41% CTR. Last month we did R80k in online sales — more than I made in 6 months before. Boet, this thing works.”
“I started my salon in a back room with one chair. YohWeb gave me a website that looks like the big salons in Sandton — but with more heart. My bookings are 100% online. Variant B's 'Book in 60 seconds' CTA won +47% bookings. Clients think I spent R50k on it! 😂 Ayoba!”
“Properly chuffed with my new site! Fast, looks mint, and customers keep saying how professional it looks — like a proper Plett surf shop, not a back-bedroom hustle. Variant B's 'surf report before you book' block won +38% time-on-page. The crew actually listened — not like those okes who want your deposit and ghost. 10/10, would recommend to any surfer with a side hustle.”
The people have spoken. And Mzansi doesn't hold back!
200+ reviews. 4.9 stars. Zero fake ones. Ayoba!
Got questions? Flip for sharp answers — zero nonsense.
Tap any card to flip it upside down and reveal the truth. No "I'll revert," no smoke & mirrors. The kind of questions your uncle asks at a braai, minus the lecture.
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Rated by clients
4.9/5 average from 200+ SA businesses
Built for real hustles
Plumbers, guesthouses, butchers, studios and shops
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