We don't build brochures. We hire website employees.
Most SA business websites sit there hoping someone calls — like a hire nobody gave a job description to, who also takes long lunches. Ours actively sells, follows up, books, and gets sharper every month. Fix the leak before buying more traffic — that's the whole game.
The Split-Test & Merge Method
Most agencies build one site and pray to the algorithm gods. We build two, split the traffic 50/50, track real Mzansi behaviour for 1–3 months, merge the best elements, and repeat forever. Result: 30–50% more leads from traffic you already have. No magic — just science with a Mzansi accent.
“Fix the leak before buying more traffic.”
Build 2 Variants
We design and ship TWO versions of your landing page. Different headlines, layouts, CTAs, hooks. Both are real sites — both load, both convert. Not a button-colour tweak. Two actual pages, slugging it out like a Soweto derby.
Split Traffic 50/50
Every visitor gets randomly routed to Variant A or B. We track who came from where, what they clicked, how far they scrolled, when they bounced. Like a car guard with a notebook — except actually useful.
Track Real Behaviour
1–3 months of real Mzansi data. Heatmaps, session recordings, form analytics, call tracking. No surveys, no guessing, no "let me revert" — just truth.
Merge Best Elements
We take the winning headline from A, the winning CTA from B, the winning hero from A — and stitch them into one Frankenstein-best-version page. (Frankenstein's monster, but, like, gorgeous and high-converting.)
Ship & Repeat
The merged page goes live. Then we start the next test — new headline, new form, new offer. The loop never stops. Your site gets sharper every month, like a butcher's knife on a Saturday morning.
30–50% More Leads
From the same traffic. Same Google spend. Same Facebook budget. Just a site that's been pressure-tested by real Mzansi customers. That's the promise — sharp sharp.
The YohWeb Promise
Employee, not brochure.
Your website should work like a sales team member — not a pretty pamphlet. That's the whole game, boet.
Eight deliverables. One system.
Every YohWeb build ships with all eight. Total market value: R35 000. Your price: R5,995 once + R495/mo. Not a typo, boet.
Custom CRM Build & Setup
Every lead tracked from first WhatsApp to closed deal. Industry-specific fields, automations, real-time dashboard. No 40-page manual — built for hustlers, not accountants.
AI Chatbot & Booking Assistant
Replies in under 5 minutes, 24/7. Books jobs, qualifies leads, follows up. Doesn't take a lunch break, doesn't bunk off during load-shedding, doesn't ask for a 13th cheque.
Email & Message Follow-up Automation
Lead comes in → instant reply → 1-hour nudge → 1-day follow-up → 1-week re-engage. All automatic. No lead slips through the cracks — unlike Eskom's grid.
Full Tracking, Monitoring & Analytics
Heatmaps, session recordings, conversion funnels, UTM tracking. We see exactly where leads leak — and the Split-Test Method patches the holes monthly. Like a plumber for your website, but with fewer butt cracks.
8 deliverables · R35 000 value
Plus the bonus stack (R7,000 free) = R42,000 total value for R5,995 + R495/mo.
Want even more automation? Add these on.
Not included in the base bundle — these are extra-cost services for businesses that want to go harder. Add anytime, cancel anytime. Sharp.
WhatsApp Automation is the only add-on right now. More coming soon — follow us on WhatsApp to hear first.
Employee vs Brochure.
A brochure sits there. An employeeworks. Here's what your site should be doing — and what most SA business sites are eish currently doing instead.
Your website is leaking leads like Eskomleaks power. We plug the leaks. Then we optimise monthly, forever. That's the YohWeb model — fix the leak first, then buy more traffic.
16 free extras worth R7 000.
Bundled into every YohWeb build at no extra cost — including POPIA/ECT/CPA legal review and speed optimization. Other agencies would charge you separately for each one, then ghost you after the invoice clears. Sharp— that's not us.
Sticky Mobile Bar
R350FAQ Schema
R200Exit-Intent Popup
R400Live Social Proof
R450POPIA Cookie Banner
R250Custom 404 Page
R150ROI Calculator
R600Service-Area Map
R350QR Code Generator
R100Auto Quote/Invoice PDF
R700Before/After Gallery
R450Multi-Language (EN/AF/ZU)
R800Customer Status Page
R550AI Monthly Report
R650Legal Pages Review & Update
R500Speed Optimization
R500Bonus stack total: R7 000 — yours free.
Got questions? Flip for sharp answers — zero nonsense.
Tap any card to flip it upside down and reveal the truth. No "I'll revert," no smoke & mirrors. The kind of questions your uncle asks at a braai, minus the lecture.
Stop buying more traffic.
Fix the leak first.
15-minute free WhatsApp chat. We'll audit your current site, show you where leads are leaking, and explain how the Split-Test & Merge method plugs the holes. No pressure, no jargon, no “let me revert”.