R42,000 of system. R5,995 price.
That's not a typo. We bundle everything because a website with no CRM, no follow-up, and no tracking is only doing a third of the job — like a braai with only boerewors and no chops. Fix the leak before you buy more traffic.
The YohWeb System
8 deliverables + 16 bonus items. One bundle. Built, split-tested, optimized forever. No “that's extra” nonsense, no ‘kindly find attached our quote (47 pages)’.
Estimated standalone value, struck through
Save R36 005versus buying separately. That's the maths, boet.
Eight deliverables. R35 000 value.
Every YohWeb build ships with all eight. No “that's extra”, no “premium plugin required”, no ‘let me check with my manager’. One price, one complete system. Lekker.
Custom Website + Landing Page
Custom CRM Build & Setup
AI Chatbot & Booking Assistant
SEO + AEO + GEO Foundation
Appointment Booking System
Email & Message Follow-up Automation
Google Business Review Automation
Full Tracking, Monitoring & Analytics
Estimated standalone value
Comparable 2025 SA market value, bought piece by piece
Your price for all 8: R5,995 once+ R495/mo. That's R29 005 saved on day one.
16 free extras worth R7 000.
Bundled into every YohWeb build at no extra cost — including POPIA/ECT/CPA legal review and speed optimization. Other agencies would charge you for each one separately — and ghost you after the invoice clears, like a contractor your auntie recommended. Sharp sharp, that's not us.
Sticky Mobile Bar
R350FAQ Schema
R200Exit-Intent Popup
R400Live Social Proof
R450POPIA Cookie Banner
R250Custom 404 Page
R150ROI Calculator
R600Service-Area Map
R350QR Code Generator
R100Auto Quote/Invoice PDF
R700Before/After Gallery
R450Multi-Language (EN/AF/ZU)
R800Customer Status Page
R550AI Monthly Report
R650Legal Pages Review & Update
R500Speed Optimization
R500Bonus stack total: R7 000 — yours free.
R42 000 of system.
R35 000 deliverables + R7 000bonus stack. That's what you're getting. Here's what you're paying:
You save R36 005 on day one.
Build my systemThe forever part. That's the deal.
Most agencies vanish after launch like a contractor your auntie recommended. We stick around — hosting, AI, CRM, security, AND monthly Split-Test & Merge optimization. Forever loop, like a Bok forward who refuses to retire.
Hosting
Teraco edge hosting (JHB + CPT) with UPS + generator backup. Cloudflare CDN. SSL auto-renewal. Stage 6? Stays up.
AI chatbot hosting
OpenAI/Azure API costs, vector DB, inference layer. No surprise per-token bills landing in your inbox.
CRM server
Lead database, automation logs, contact records. Daily off-site backups. 30-day retention.
Email server
Transactional emails, WhatsApp Business API, SMS gateway. We pay the send fees.
Security
Patches, firewall, malware scanning, DDoS protection, uptime monitoring. 60-second pings, 24/7.
Bug fixes
Spotted a typo? Need a new button? Submit a ticket, actioned within 1 working day. No per-change invoice.
Updates + speed
Plugin + CMS updates (staging-tested). Monthly speed audits. Image optimization, caching tuned.
Content refresh
Monthly blog post, service page update, or FAQ addition. Written for you, approved by you, published by us.
Analytics review
Monthly report: traffic, leads, conversions, leak points. Plus the AI monthly report — plain-English summary.
Split-test merge
The differentiator. Each month we review the active test, merge the winner, start the next. Forever loop.
Sharp sharp— that's 10 things covered by R495/mo. Like paying one employee R495 to never sleep, never miss a lead, and never complain about load-shedding.
WhatsApp Booking Automation
Want leads auto-booked into your CRM via WhatsApp? Add WhatsApp Automation for just R195/month extra — FREE SETUP. We configure your WhatsApp Business API, train it on your services, and connect it to your CRM. You just watch the bookings roll in. Not a plug-and-play bot. Cancel anytime.
- 1–5 min auto-replies, 24/7, load-shedding-proof
- Qualifies leads + books straight into your CRM calendar
- 24hr + 1hr reminders — no-shows drop 60%+
- Hot leads routed to your phone with full chat history
- Works while you braai, sleep, or sit in Joburg traffic
YohWeb vs the alternatives
Four ways to get a website in Mzansi. Hover any row to highlight it — and watch the “YohWeb wins” tooltips pop. We're faster, sharper, and cheaper for what most small businesses actually need — unless you're a multinational with a R2m marketing budget, in which case, hi, we'll still take your money.
| Feature | ✨ YohWeb | DIY (Wix/Squarespace) | Traditional Agency | Freelancer |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Build price (once) | R5,995 | R0–R3,500 | R20k–R80k | R3k–R15k |
| Monthly cost | R495 | R150–R500 | R1k–R5k | R0–R2k |
| Time to launch | 3–7 days | 2–8 weeks | 8–16 weeks | 3–12 weeks |
| AI instant replies | ✓ | ✗ | Sometimes | ✗ |
| Built-in CRM | ✓ | ✗ | Add-on R5k+ | ✗ |
| Split-test optimization | ✓ | ✗ | Rarely | ✗ |
| Ongoing support | ✓ | DIY only | Hourly billing | Hit & miss |
| You own everything | ✓ | ✓ | Sometimes | ✓ |
| POPIA-compliant | ✓ | ✗ | ✓ | Rarely |
| Money-back guarantee | 14 days | ✗ | Rarely | ✗ |
Prices & timelines based on a survey of 14 SA agencies, 6 freelance platforms, and 3 DIY builders. We're not hating — different tools for different needs. We just happen to be the best fit for 90% of Mzansi small businesses.
30–50% more leads from traffic you already have.
Drag the sliders. We'll show you what 30–50% more leads looks like — same Google spend, same Facebook budget, just a site that's been pressure-tested by real Mzansi customers.
Assumes split-test merges compound at 30–50% over 6 months as your site gets sharper every month.
Estimates only. Actual results depend on industry, location, and how fast you respond to hot leads. Our AI typically replies in 1–5 min, which is the single biggest lever on close rate.
The 4 things you're probably wondering
These are the questions we get on every WhatsApp chat. Here are the answers, upfront, so you don't have to ask, china— no ‘kindly revert’ required.
I just want a website, why pay monthly?
Because a website alone is a brochure — and brochures don't sell. The R495/mo pays for hosting, AI chatbot hosting, CRM server, email server, security, AND the monthly Split-Test & Merge optimization. It's like paying one employee R495 to never sleep, never miss a lead, and never complain about load-shedding.
What if the system isn't my vibe?
14-day money-back, no questions asked (it's your cooling-off period under the CPA). We'll also do unlimited tweaks in the first week. If after all that you're still not happy, we refund every cent within 7 business days via your original payment method (Paystack (a Stripe company), PayFast, Yoco, or EFT — whichever you used). You keep any assets we created. We'd rather lose money than lose your trust. That's the Mzansi way.
3–7 days sounds like a sales pitch. Prove it.
Average launch time across our last 50 builds: 4.2 days. Fastest: 36 hours (a plumber in Edenvale). Slowest: 9 days (a 14-page e-commerce store with 200 products). The 3–7 day promise is for sites up to 8 pages with content ready. If you take longer to send us info, that's on you, boet.
I can barely check email. Will I cope?
That's literally our favourite client. We built the dashboard for people who think "CRM" is a rugby position. If you can use WhatsApp, you can run your YohWeb system. We also include a 15-minute walkthrough video + a printed quick-start guide with every launch.
14-day money-back guarantee
If your YohWeb system isn't what we promised — or you just changed your mind — we refund every cent within 14 days of launch. No "admin fee", no "restocking charge", no awkward phone call. You keep any logos or copy we made. That's the Mzansi way.
8 ways to pay — flip to see
Hover (or tap) any chip to flip it over. Whatever's easiest for you, boet. No preference, no judgement.
Monthly fees billed automatically on the 1st of each month. Annual plans billed upfront. Cancel anytime — no penalties, no exit fees. Sharp sharp.
Pricing questions? Flip for sharp answers.
Tap any card to flip it upside down and reveal the truth. The kind of pricing questions your uncle asks at a braai — minus the lecture and the second helping of pap.
Got questions? Flip for sharp answers — zero nonsense.
Tap any card to flip it upside down and reveal the truth. No "I'll revert," no smoke & mirrors. The kind of questions your uncle asks at a braai, minus the lecture.
Ready to turn clicks
into randelas?
Free 15-minute quote chat. We'll show you exactly how the Split-Test & Merge method plugs your leaks, what the bundle includes, and when you'll go live. No pressure, no jargon, no “let me revert” emails for 3 weeks.